Howard promised a caller $500 if he could win a round of The Retard Game, explaining that Sal asked Gary the Retard and Wendy the Retard a series of questions. To win a point, the caller had to guess which retard knew the answer: Gary, Wendy or neither. Three points wins.
Howard then started in with the clips: How many wheels are on a tricycle? The caller went with Wendy, but she was way off: "Five?" Gary was closer: "Four." A Royal Flush can be made in what game? The caller correctly guessed that Wendy knew the answer. What color is an African-American? The caller correctly guessed that neither would know - they both answered "white." What is frozen water called? The caller won the round by going with neither. Everyone loved Gary's answer: "From a faucet, I guess." Howard then played a few bonus question and answer clips: What is feces? Gary: "Television!" Wendy: "Pizza?" What are pickles mad from? Gary: "Blackberries." Wendy: "Oranges." Spell train. Gary: "T-R-T." Wendy: "T-R-A-N."