Fred the Elephant Boy came in so they could figure out what he'd have to do to meet professional wrestler Kurt Angle who was scheduled to be on later, and Howard laughed that he'd gained a lot of weight - and still wears that fannypack.
Howard asked Elephant Boy if his devotion to wrestling stars was a symptom of his homosexuality, but Elephant Boy claimed he was now a straight man: "To me, it was a phase...that was years ago." Elephant Boy joked that even if he did go gay again, his prospects weren't pretty: "The most I could get is old, old guys." Howard asked if Fred had ever had anal sex during his gay phase, but Elephant Boy denied it - only to confess later: "Yeah. I did." While Elephant Boy was being honest, Howard presented him with an all-pro wrestler F-Marry-Kill scenario. Elephant Boy took his time ("I have to think about it.") and eventually chose to marry Mick Foley, F Kurt Angle and kill Hulk Hogan. Artie thought just thinking about it was too gay: "The right answer in Jersey is kill all three of them."
He Reeks in a Bikini
Elephant Boy said he was angry with HowardTV's Doug Goodstein for saying he "reeked" at the taping of Wack Pack Bowling, so Doug came in to take another whiff: "It smells like B.O. and deodorant that's covering B.O."
Howard then outlined what Elephant Boy would have to do to meet Kurt Angle: put on a bikini (and, at Artie's request, tape a dildo to his chest) and sit on the Sybian while Kurt is in studio. Then, as Elephant Boy asks Kurt questions, he'd also have to endure the Sybian's highest vibration setting