The Secret for a Stress-Free Flight

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard started off the show saying he never wanted to hear about Richard’s airport bathroom masturbation habits ever again: “It disgusts me. I’m asking you personally to stop doing that.”

Richard came in to say he couldn’t help it: “It’s not because I’m horny. It’s because I’m stressed and nervous about flying.” Artie couldn’t figure out how Richard could even get hard in the airport, but Richard said that had never been a problem for him.

Sal then came in to say masturbation wasn’t close to Richard’s most disgusting travel habits – he also pads around shoeless on his flights. He even once went so far as to ignore one plane’s “murky filth-coated” bathroom floor, and as if that wasn’t bad enough – he wore the same socks all weekend. Richard explained: “What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.”