Eric the Ack Ack-Tor

Eric the Actor, who could've been the owner of a brand new sex doll.Eric the Actor, who could've been the owner of a brand new sex doll.Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Eric the Midget called in, and after scolding Howard for not calling him Eric the Actor, began to whine about something or other and apologize for canceling his American Idol commentary show last night. Robin laughed: "You know, we received not one complaint about that."

Howard thought Eric had a lot to overcome: "He must've been Adolf Hitler in a previous life." Eric agreed, saying he lasted a lot longer than doctors thought (they said he'd die in his teens - he's 34 now).