Porn star Sophia Rossi stopped by to say hello and Howard told her she had "some bazooms." Artie joked: "Have you ever thought about getting breast implants?" Sophia told the crew that she was discovered by Jenna Jameson: "She hired me contractually and then called me and said, 'Next week you're gonna have to f' your boss.'"
Artie asked if Sophia would let him give her a "Bronski" (stick his head in her cleavage and make motorboat noises) and she allowed him to go for it. Howard asked Artie what he got out of the act, and Artie answered quickly: "A boner." Sophia said she liked it as well: "My breasts are very sensitive."
Artie was smitten: "You are delightful." Later, a caller asked if Sophia would give Artie a Bronski between his "big ol' fat floppy tits."
Howard asked Sophia if Tommy Lee was her best sexual experience, but she said he was at least among the best: "He's a great guy...he's very spiritual, actually."
Howard laughed that he'd believe in God too if he had a giant cock. Sophia said his size never gave her much trouble: "It was fun...I railed him." Sophia also told the crew about once dating a guy who could stick his penis in his own ass - and would even do so to pleasure himself.
Sophia said she'd like to ride the Sybian as she has one of her own at home, so Gary came in, donned his welding mask and grabbed the controls.
Sophia straddled the Sybian: "Oh it feels good...YES! YES...okay whooooyeahyeahyeahyeah." Howard thanked Sophia for the effort and, after she collected herself, she said she thought Gary looked hot in his welding mask.
Before she left Artie asked Sophia where she was staying and George announced that her loud orgasmic ride had even turned him on.