Howard started off the show detailing Richard's birthday ritual - he orders a Papa John's pizza and sits in his apartment watching Halloween 1 and 3. Richard came in to elaborate: "I'll watch #2 as well if I have time. It's a tradition. I've done it every year since 1996."
Richard said he also likes to have Carotta's Chicken Brian on his birthday: "It's my favorite meal." Howard said the whole hallway stank of goat cheese: "it really smells like vomit." Howard asked the crew how old they thought Richard looked, and Robin was the first with a guess: 37.
Richard said he turned 35 today: "I'm weathered. Haulin' hay will do that to ya, when I was fourteen I was out in the sun all summer..." Artie then cut in: "Goodbye, Richard."