Howard played a recently discovered "love" song that Sal had written for his wife after the whole "emotional friend" fiasco. Everyone got a kick out of the lyrics, which began: "I know why you hide your tears. Because you don't want me to know who's on your mind."
Howard cut the song off before too long, complaining that the singer Sal hired to record the song was impossible to understand. Sal, however, blamed the choice of singer on Vinnie Favale who offered to find someone to record Sal's song.