Artie said he ran into the winners of Ass Napkin Ed's backstage pass auction outside a recent gig and learned that Ed had blown them off, taking the online payment but never meeting them with the passes. Artie said he brought the guys backstage only to watch Ed run away: "He high-tailed it outta there. He was scared shitless." Ed's friend Goblin called in to dispute the story and claim that he and Ed waited for the auction winners for 45 minutes before leaving the designated meeting spot. Artie laughed that Goblin's account was suspect, as he's from the "Ass Napkin camp."