Eric the Midget called in to say he had a meeting "nailed down" with The Bachelor producer Robert Mills. Howard wished him luck and asked Eric if he wanted wish Blue Iris well, but Eric refused, saying that Richard and Sal used Blue Iris clips to prank call him - so he's not a fan.
Robin wondered if Eric really had bad feelings toward Blue, and the little guy got evasive: "Maybe...Maybe not." Later, Eric called up to threaten Fred with a bat for playing the "ack ack" clip from "Mars Attacks." HowardTV brought Eric's webcam feed up on the in-studio monitors and Eric held up the bat for everyone to see. Fred didn't seem too scared though.