Howard got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play The Gossip Game, in which Mike reads four gossip items - three (allegedly) true, one false - and the crew has to pick the fake.
This week's stories:
1. After a successful "Oprah" episode that featured vibrator talk, Oprah has begged her writers to come up with more sexy episode ideas.
2. Heather Locklear refused to talk with Denise Richards outside a Hollywood eatery.
3. Matthew Perry is upset that Zac Efron is getting more prominent position in posters and promotional material for "17 Again."
4. Joe Jonas tried to wear a t-shirt out of a store, but forgot to take the alarm-triggering tag off and inadvertently attracted some unwanted attention from nearby fans.
Howard and Artie picked the Oprah item and Fred went with the Zac Efron story - only Robin correctly singled out the Joe Jonas item as the fake.