Lisa G reported that Stern channels producer Kevin Kraft recently ate a dead cockroach that had been lying on the floor of the break room for $7. Howard wondered why Kevin would want to go where the "Jackass" guys have already gone, so Kevin came in to explain that he wasn't emulating anyone - his father is a dare-loving guy and raised him this way.
Howard showed Kevin the catheter Johnny Knoxville has to insert into his penis twice a day: "You want that? You want to put yourself in those kinds of situations?" Kevin said he was ok with that.
... Except Joey Boots
Artie wondered if the stunt-happy Kevin would ever bang his biggest fan, Joey Boots, but Kevin balked: "That's not a stunt, that's a gay act." Boots then called in to say he didn't want to bang Kevin - just blow him. Kevin refused ("That's f'ing appalling."), noting that he once turned down an offer of $5,000 to spend a weekend with some guy: "Joey, I'll tell you what - buy yourself a vagina and then I'll have sex with you."