Sober Living Interferes with Artie’s Sleep

April 8, 2009
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Artie confessed that his new sober lifestyle was robbing him of sleep: “I fall asleep for about two minutes at home and then I get up.” Howard asked if Artie’s resolve was weakening, but Artie didn’t think so: “I don’t have cravings to get high, I just have cravings to get normal already…yesterday, instead of napping, I did push-ups and sit-ups…You’ll see me tomorrow with my NutriSystem Sports meal…it’s 1800 calories a day.”