Artie started off the show saying he finally got a good night's sleep last night and felt pretty great: "I feel like - does anybody need an addition on their house? I told Howard, 'I'm either going to be really funny or really annoying.'" Robin thought this wouldn't end well: "Artie says things that are just crazy...he claims to have hired a guy to watch him, he's going to a psychiatrist, the training. He's going overboard."
Artie replied he was just playing catch-up: "You don't pay attention to a car for a long time, there's a lot of shit you gotta check out."