Artie started off the show saying he hadn't been laid in a month and a half - the last time was a "crazy drunken" experience with a bad influence. Last night, Artie was finally allowed some alone time, so he decided to jerk off: "I've got the shittiest porn, man. I've gotta update my porn." Artie remembered that the last Miss HowardTV, Becky Wunder, was super hot, so he turned on his TV and tried to pause it at the right moment.
Things quickly went South though: "I look up at the screen, and I realize I paused it on Robin...the remote had fallen just out of my reach...so I just say, 'F' it, I'll just close my eyes'...but I keep opening my eyes and seeing Robin. So now I'm having trouble. So finally I say 'F' it' and start incorporating Robin...it was the most erotic thing. It's not what I was doing to her. It's what Becky was doing to her." Robin laughed, "I couldn't believe you were going to go there." Artie replied: "I'm telling you right now - you should call Becky."