After Howard calmed down the judges (Ralph, Ronnie and King), he welcomed the first Intern Beauty Pageant contestant: Jessica, a broadcasting major with MS who hates her step-uncle. Jessica told the crew about being hit on by Andrew "Dice" Clay when he was on the show - and cited Teddy, Artie's former assistant, as the hottest Stern staffer. Jessica then sang a parody song to the tune of "Wonderwall." King of all Blacks rated Jessica a 9: "She looks like Lindsay Lohan used to look." Ralph gave her "a good 8." Ronnie said she looked like Hayden Panettiere: "I'm gonna give her an 8."