Beware of the McDonald's-Toting Hooker

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Artie told a story about one of his buddies' bachelor parties "in a different city" years ago: they went out drinking and decided to get some whores to complete the evening- but didn't know where to find them, so one of them went out and picked up a pair of "streetwalkin' prostitutes."

Oddly, one of them toted a big bag of food from McDonald's. At the end of the night (after they'd all been serviced), Artie asked why she was carrying it around. She replied: "Well I gotta eat it now. There's a guy who wants me shit on him later."