Howard May Have Bedded a Few Guests

Artie asked how many guests on the show Howard had bedded during his single days and Howard guessed the number to be a handful. Gary said he only knew of a few: "I've got three in my head. And one of them you don't even know that I know."

Howard said there were a couple he never got around to nailing: "Either they didn't like me in that way or..."

Howard added that he now had a great wife. Gary agreed, "You love her." This led Robin to ask why Gary was acting like he was in their marriage, so Gary explained that he kind of was: "If Howard is unhappy, we're all unhappy."