Howard played a clip from yesterday's Wrap-Up Show of JD saying 'rubbub' - starting a round of speculation on what word JD was going for. Fred thought it might he "rhubarb" while Robin thought it was more likely "hubbub." JD came in to explain: "I've never said 'rhubarb' in my entire life. Robin got it right – I meant to say 'hubbub.'"
Howard said he and Beth were talking about JD not knowing the name of his Dad's fiancée: "You must've had some upbringing. You must be in denial." JD confessed that he now knows the woman's name, he just didn't want to say it on the air. Robin asked if JD had given his dad's fiancée's "goods" a looking over: "Is your dad doing well?"
JD became irritated: "I didn't look over every body part…you're creeping me out, man." Howard demanded to an answer, and JD eventually broke down: "She has a healthy size bosom…I think probably definitely smaller than Robin's. There aren't a lot that are bigger than Robin's." Howard asked if they were bigger than Benjy's, and JD laughed: "I don't know about that.
JD Accepts Howard's Love
Unsatisfied, Howard tried to make JD even more uncomfortable: "May I love you?" JD laughed a yes – upsetting Howard: "Why do you have to laugh? Say to me you accept my love. Do you accept my love?" JD relented: "I accept your love."
And Practices His Toast
JD also admitted he was still unsure what to say during his customary Best Man's toast: "I don't know. I was just gonna look up other sorts of speeches online…I wish them well and that they've found happiness together and that happiness continues during their days together."
Howard told JD he was doing well so far and promised that HowardTV would film the speech "free of charge." Howard added that JD couldn't do any worse than he did at Jason's wedding – and referenced Ronnie's disastrous toast at Howard's bachelor party/dinner: "Why don't you talk to Ronnie?"