Howard welcomed John the Stutterer and the newly anointed, High Register Sean, to the studio to promote their political face-off special - tonight on Howard101 at 7pm ET. John said Steve Langford would be moderating the debate and Sean hoped he could bring some "ca-ca-caaahmedy" to the show.
John took exception, as he usually closes the show with some hilariously sick tirades: "I sprinkle in some vile sexual humor at the end of the show. I always have...I prefer to work alone." John then filibustered his way through a brief exchange on illegal immigration as Sean struggled to take a "sta-sta-staaahnd," later remarking that he tended to agree with Fox News' "fair and ba-ba-baaahlanced" reports.
At one point, John turned his attention to Robin, citing her as the most beautiful woman in the world: "I hope Robin's not offended by this, but I would love to lick, suck, kiss and smell her..." (You get the picture).
Asked to speculate on why John can't get laid, Sean said: "He's unchar-char--chaaahrasmatic for one thing...he doesn't listen." John replied: "I'm living at home with my parents. I just want to roll up in a ball and die. I'm a loner, man. I'm a rebel without a cause...I feel that my place in life is to pay for sex. I'm a loser, man."