Howard welcomed Donna, next month's Miss HowardTV, to the studio and Artie pulled out his usual "that's the hottest chick we've ever had up here" line – to which Donna replied, "You say that to everyone."
Donna said she was inspired by Robin to try anal sex as a teenager: "She said if you get into the moment and you like it...[so] I said, 'Yeah, I'll give it a shot.'" Howard noted that HowardTV's Doug Goodstein was following Donna around the back office "like a lost puppy," and Donna laughed: "A little bit." Artie joked: "Could it be he has vision?"
Doug came in to admit he was "beyond smitten...I wanna bring her home tomorrow," and confirmed Artie's assertion that he did have eyesight.
Artie Fails to Find Flaws
Donna amazed the crew with choice lines like "You wouldn't know it was a swinger's club if everyone wasn't naked and having sex" and "I like being held down. I like spanking. Hair pulling. All that." Howard asked if she was into choking, and Donna said she was open to the idea: "I haven't tried that yet, but I'm kind of curious to try it." Artie was won over: "I can't see anything wrong with her!"