Howard allowed a caller named Steve to play The Embarrassing Dad Game, in which Howard reads embarrassing stories about the fathers of some of the guys and Steve has to match the story to the staffer.
Just one right answer would net Steve $500: This person's dad hit a train while driving drunk and tried to sue the railroad company. Steve guessed Sal, but the answer was Scott DePace.
This person was almost shot by his naked father. Steve never could've guessed the right answer: Ronnie. This person's father cupped his balls and had him cough to check for a hernia. Steve guessed Richard, but Howard confessed that the story was his: "I think he molested me. I might've been molested. Why is my old man feeling my balls? He's not a doctor."
This person's father named his children after his parents, and then tried to change their names 10 years later while feuding with his parents. Steve won the $500 by guessing Sal.
Sal came in to explain how his dad fell out with his parents after they refused to lend him $20,000 to open a new pits-a-ree-a: "My mom had to call the school and tell the teachers...I was called down to the guidance office and they asked if everything was ok at home." Howard then read one additional story: This person's father beat up his son's friend after the kid threatened to f' his son in the ass. Everyone knew it was Richard, who explained that he still couldn't figure out why his dad took his friend's threat seriously: "I think my dad really thought he was gonna rape me."