The first Playboy evaluation contestant, Aisha, came in and said she'd appeared in Playboy special editions before, but had yet to become a centerfold: "I think a lot of girls sleep their way up there and I think that's really f'ed up and want to get up there honestly." She added that her conservative Muslim parents don't approve and used to beat her, but she still sees them: "I guess because they gave me life and shit."
Lose the Flip-Flops
Aisha then took off her top and everyone was blown away. Artie broke out his usual "She's the hottest chick we've ever had up here" and Ham Hands had one simple question: "Are you completely shaven?" Aisha confirmed she was. Ham Hands then told her she had "nice firm breasts" but decided she wasn't centerfold-quality due to her "chicken legs."
Lou agreed: "Your tits have to be raised up a little. They're drooping a little. Chicken legs yes. And on a girl I like a nice ass...not for me."
Ralph thought Aisha had a beautiful face but took issue with her footwear: "Why are you wearing flip-flops?" Artie laughed: "This is why Ralph is great. If she stood here for four years like that I wouldn't notice that she's wearing flip-flops."