Gilbert Gottfried stopped by to sit in on Robin's News and bragged that he was enjoying the free water and coffee provided by SiriusXM. Howard asked Gilbert about his new baby boy, but Gilbert avoided the question - instead doing an impression of David Brenner.
Gilbert went on to say his son seemed to have an enormous penis for a baby: "That's why I like being so short. It makes my dick look bigger." Gilbert reported that he wasn't in the delivery room for his son's birth: "I was there for the first one but not the second...I like the idea of the guy in the waiting room pacing with a cigarette...I don't like childbirth even when it's simulated in sitcoms." Artie joked: "Gilbert wanted to be present at the second birth, but he wasn't born at Yuk Yuk's in Toronto."