Heather Vandeven stopped by and immediately flashed Howard: "No panties. That's for you." Heather said she recently broke up with her boyfriend (despite his 9.5 "usable inches") because he was boring in the bedroom: "It was too vanilla. I needed a little more fetish." Howard asked what she wanted her fantasy guy to be into, so Heather confessed that she liked to be dominated: "Take you and take you hard but also be sensual...it's about mentally f'ing me."
Heather told Howard he was her type - so much so that she thinks about him when she masturbates: "You are, for me, the kind of man that I like." Heather also revealed that she used to be in the Army ("I was voted hottest girl in basic training.") and then took off her top, which impressed Howard: "Oh wow. Those are perfect."
Could Howard Really Date Her?
After Heather left, Robin asked Howard if he could ever really date a girl like Heather. Howard replied: "If I was single...I get nervous with these girls who mess around with girls. I get a little germaphobic...I am probably a little too vanilla for her...[but] I think I would like to date her if I was single. Yeah. I think I would."