Steve Langford reported that High Pitch Mike recently had his birth date - and, below it, his out-of-the-closet date - tattooed on his arm.
Mike came in to show the crew the tattoo (an hourglass and the two dates), prompting Artie to recommend Mike's next tattoo as one that might get him laid: a tattoo of Brad Pitt on his face. Mike anticipated his trip to Puerto Rico, saying he was going there with a gay friend: "I'm probably gonna get some shrapnel from all the guys he talks to." Mike denied the guy was his lover, but admitted to kissing him: "When people get drunk, you do stupid stuff." Artie joked: "Like turn gay?"