Howard started off the show saying he enjoyed his appearance on Letterman last night but was disturbed by the crazed Wack Packers waiting for him outside the Ed Sullivan Theater. Mariann from Brooklyn actually rushed Howard, who feared he might have to hug her: "Or the worst - when they jump up on you and you have to hold on to them...I didn't want any part of that."
Howard said he was even more alarmed by a screaming High Pitch Erik, who demanded that Howard sign his arm: "Even though I've already signed a million things for him. I think he just got caught up and wanted to show everyone that he knew me." Artie was just surprised to learn that Erik was on the loose: "Isn't he supposed to be in jail?"