Mary Carey stopped by to promote her new porn, 'Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw,' and confessed that the real 'Celebrity Rehab' didn't take: "I still drink, like, wine." Mary claimed she only drank "like three" nights a week and that alcohol wasn't the problem that got her on the show in the first place - it was an addiction to Xanax.
Mary also introduced her new husband, Mario, who she met seven weeks ago. Howard gave the marriage 3 months, but Artie thought that was too long: "I'm giving it until 2 o'clock this afternoon." Mary said she was recently tracked down by her biological father and brought him with her today. Mary's father, Richard, then came in with Mary's step-mom, Ginnie, to meet his daughter for the second time. Richard's cerebral palsy made him kind of hard to understand, but he was able say he wished his daughter would stop doing porn. Ginnie pointed to her husband's hands: "He's holding on to his Bible." Later, Howard tried to play audio from one of Mary's films for Richard, but he began rubbing the Bible on his face in protest.