Skinny Artie = Gay?

George speculated that weight-loss might be turning Artie gay, and Artie braced himself: "Now what does that mean? 'Cause trust me, I'll get fat in two seconds."

George thought the syrup-covered pancakes in front of Artie were one step toward that end, but Artie revealed they were in fact 15-calorie wheat-cakes with sugar-free syrup: "I'm sorry, George. I gotta add some fruit to [my life]."