Holding is a Health Hazard

Eric the Midget called in to explain why he hadn't called for a while: "I was on vacation for starters." Howard replied: "Doesn't vacation imply that you have a job? What are you obligated to do today?" Eric shrugged: "I don't know."

Gary came in to laugh that Eric was also on doctor's orders not to stay on hold: "He gets too anxious."