Richard and Sal Pee as One

Howard got a tip that Sal & Richard were seen leaving the one-toilet office bathroom together, so Richard came in explain: "We're always together...we just go in and pee together...we love each other."

Howard asked why the pair couldn't spend a moment apart, and Richard shrugged: "We've become very very close." Richard later added: "We just enjoy being together. It's not a penis thing...we've been working together for five years and haven't f'ed yet." Howard thought it was just a matter of time: "I'm sure if we sent you up in the mountains for a week to herd some goats, something would happen." Richard agreed: "Well...the thin air up there can do things to people."