Joan Rivers stopped by to recap her Comedy Central roast and rattled off a joke about Robin she didn't use: "She's such a bitch. If she were around during slavery, they'd call her Cunta Kinte."
Joan told the crew she recently had dinner at Cher's house, so Howard asked if Chastity, Cher's daughter-turned-son, was there. Joan said no but did acknowledge Chastity's sex change: "Woof woof. I know." Joan also laughed at the Pitt-Jolie household: "How that house must smell! This one is from Asia and has gotta have baked dog. This one is from Africa and must have cow poo. This one is from Scandinavia and has to have meatloaf wrapped in snow."
Howard then played a clip of Joan walking off a Sacramento morning show after the anchor mocked her daughter, Melissa, so Joan explained: "I was tired and it was totally inappropriate and it was just enough. Just enough."
Jay Leno is Still on Joan's Shit List
Howard asked Joan how she felt about Jay Leno's new primetime show, so Joan laughed: "I think it's good – as I've said before – because the Midwesterners will be able to go to sleep earlier." Joan joked that there should be a disclaimer after Leno's show: "Do not drive a car or operate heavy machinery after you watch this show."