Mark McGrath stopped by to promote Sugar Ray's new album, "Music for Cougars," and said his music wasn't that good: "Thank god for Autotune and all that...I wrote these songs with a bunch of people and divine intervention."
Howard thought Mark was selling himself short, but Mark disagreed: "Bono? I couldn't even be in the same room...but 'Fly' and 'Every Morning' weren't easy songs to write." Mark admitted that playing music was an "f'ing good job to have" but a difficult lifestyle to maintain.
Howard questioned how "difficult" it was to bag Pamela Anderson – but Mark denied it: "That never happened." Howard went further down the list of Mark's reported conquests, and Mark commented on each. Jordana Brewster: "Never banged her either." Paris Hilton: "I may have...one night. Done."
A Night with Paris
Mark claimed he wasn't able to please Paris in the bedroom due to his small penis: "I'm Irish, man. I got the curse...I did my best...it was sloppy, you know, 3AM." Howard asked if Paris laughed at his penis, but Mark denied it: "She didn't laugh at me. She sort of ran screaming."
Mark explained that it was a one-night stand: "I don't think either of us was looking for this long-term, let's-ride-off-into-the-sunset kind of a thing." Howard wondered if he finished in Paris' face, so Mark joked: "I did not. I was a gentleman. On her back."
'Extra' Destroys You In and Out
Howard asked Mark about his facelift, and Mark confessed to having several cosmetic procedures during his days as a host on "Extra": "I didn't want to take myself out of the game...I [also] got rid of my methlab teeth." Mark laughed that when the "Extra" ratings started to fall, he left to pursue other opportunities – and the producers hired Mario Lopez to take his place: "I got replaced by AC Slater." Mark add that he didn't miss the job thought: "It makes your insides wrap around your insides."