Pete the Intern Has Tourette's

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Ronnie told Howard he had to meet Pete the Intern, so Pete came in: "I'm 34. I'm an old dude." Howard eventually learned that Pete's had Tourette's syndrome, but Pete claimed he didn't shout epithets: "It's more of a tic...the grunting shit."

Pete also confessed his "girl situation" wasn't going well – he's a virgin: "I'm 34 and I haven't been on a date yet." Howard promised he'd try to get Pete laid and, possibly, paid: "If you beef up that Tourette's, we got a job for you right here."