Whitney Cummings Does Not Want Facebook Friends

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Whitney Cummings stopped by to promote her upcoming stand-up gigs and Howard complimented her on her bit about Facebook. Whitney laughed that the social networking site’s “status updates” were useless: “It’s embarrassing. Who cares? If you wouldn’t say it during a phone conversation, don’t write it out.”

Artie asked how Facebook was different than Twitter, so Whitney explained: “Facebook you can upload photos nobody wants to see and videos nobody wants to see. Twitter is just instant ramblings.”

Whitney reported that she’d recently shot a Ben Stiller-produced pilot with John Goodman.

“I don’t know who I have to blow to get this thing to go … I just want validation so badly, I’d blow a random stranger,” she joked.

Whitney hoped said stranger wouldn’t be shaven, though, as she rarely finds the look flattering. “I just can’t figure out why all balls look like they’re a hundred years old,” she explained.