Howard welcomed three trivia contestants to the studio, introducing them as Sal the Stockbroker, Sarah (from the World's Strongest Naked Woman contest) and porn star Britney Stevens.
Howard noted that Britney's favorite swear word was the n-word, which confused Sarah: "I know a couple n-words." Sal joked: "I'll give you a hint. She wears beads behind her ears." Robin struck back: "That's a hint he's an idiot."
Howard then started in with the questions:
What famous Mass senator recently died? Britney: "Well I don't know that one." Sarah couldn't steal the point: "Bill Clinton!" Sal could: "Senator Ted Kennedy." Who was Walter Cronkite? Britney: "A Governor?" Sarah: "He owned Walt Disney World, right?" Sal: "A famous journalist and newscaster." What is the name of the Alaskan Governor who recently resigned? Britney: "I haven't even been watching the news about Governors...Patrick Swayze?" Sarah: "Patrick Swayze! It was Patrick Swayze!" Sal: "Governor Sarah Palin." What is caviar? Britney: "Caviar is a type of fish." Sarah: "It's expensive." Sal: "Fish eggs, you idiots." What does USMC stand for? Britney couldn't even guess. Sarah: "You suck mean cock!" Sal: "United States Marine Corp." Who wrote the book Tom Sawyer? Britney: "Diane Sawyer." Sarah: "I don't know. Who was Tom Sawyer? Was he hot?" Sal: "Rush. 'Tom Sawyer' the song." What 3 ships did Columbus sail to America? Britney: "I don't know." Sarah: "What do the points do?" Sal: "The Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria."
The Nudity Round
Sal bet the girls that they'd have to disrobe if they couldn't steal the next few points from him: "Where are your vertebrae?" Britney didn't have to get naked: "In your back."
Nelson Mandela was president of what African country? Sarah: "Europe." Sal: "Take your clothes off, Sarah! Africa! The country. Africa."
Howard laughed that both Sal and Sarah would have to take off their clothes. What does UPS stand for? Britney: "United Postal Service." Sarah: "United Pussy Service!" A nude Sal, for the win: "United Parcel Service."
Don't Touch My Cock
After the contest was over, Sarah reached out and poked Sal's dick. Sal shouted: "Stop it! I'm married. Don't touch my cock, please." Britney's evaluation? "Lot of skin...stop covering it. Seriously. It's so funny." Sal then started showing the girls his pouch tricks and they both screamed: "Ew!"