Hanzi called in to complain that his calls and other attempts to contact Howard have been repeatedly blocked or deflected by the office staff, but Howard just laughed at him:"Dude, not everything is about you...there's no plot against you."
Howard got Hanzi to admit that he suffers from bi-polar disorder – and told him he wasn't trying to ignore his calls: "Honestly? I don't even know who you are."
Hanzi thought Howard was just trying to hurt him: "You like when people are in pain."
Howard laughed: "No, I like when Jay Leno's in pain."
Gary said Hanzi bothered him all the time with his conspiracy theories – and Will seconded Gary's account, saying Hanzi blitzed the office with angry calls and apologetic emails.
Hanzi then began screaming about how he could produce bits better than Will could produce children.