Howard played a clip of JD giving Ashley Dupre his business card after the show yesterday – Robin was impressed: "Smooth for JD!"
JD came in to report that Ashley had actually called him last night and made a "sort of preliminary date for later this week," so Howard let him down easy, saying she also called Gary to claim she was going out with JD "to give him advice on women."
Howard didn't understand – or at least pretended not to: "JD is good enough for her."
Gary said Ashley also told him that she and the SiriusXM receptionist were gonna work together to find JD a cougar, so Howard turned to JD with a better plan: "You'll set her straight."
Howard asked JD how he planned to change Ashley's perspective, so JD mock-addressed her: "Well I was actually interested in you, uh, I don't know."
Howard dismissed JD's line and said he should go with something more like: "Listen, honey. Cut the bullshit. I'm here for you...I'm into you. I like the way you look. I like your whole attitude...I wanna make some magic here."
JD tried his own spin on the rap: "Listen. I'm interested in you. I find you very attractive. I like your attitude...I would like to get to know you more and see where this leads."
Howard thought JD didn't do well enough: "She ran off with the waiter!" Robin agreed: "It was dismal."