Yucko the Clown called in to insult the crew and started with Robin's 'Joy Behar' appearance: "She sounds more stupid on that show than she did on 'Jeopardy.'"
Yucko then turned to Gary, who returned fire with a reference to Yucko's recent divorce. Yucko tried to shrug it off ("At least I got more than Techno Beaver and Solitaire going on in my life.") but Gary stayed on the attack: "You wanna *not* be known? You're doing a great f'ing job!"
Gary really opened fire on Yucko: "You haven't been funny on the show in ages and you probably won't be on any time soon because you suck on the show!"
Yucko's attempts to return fire kept missing the mark and Gary parried well: "You were vicious and funny and then you just became sad."
Yucko started to sound defeated ("Whatever. I'm not f'king sad. I know that f'ing much.") so Gary went for the knockout: "Your act is stale. You haven't created anything new and you're kind of depressing...you're not a funny clown. You're a depressing clown."
Yucko replied that he would go write some zingers to respond to Gary and call in with them tomorrow.