Is Medicated Pete Still Lying?

Wack Packer insists he has a kissing girlfriend, much to King of All Media's shigrin

Howard asked Pete if he had turned his recent date into a relationship, but Pete denied it – so Will came in to throw his hands up, as Pete had *just* told him differently.

Howard asked why Pete was lying again, so Pete explained: "So I was talking to Will before about how I had been talking to that girl...we actually did hook up and we are a couple."

Howard was admittedly confused by Pete, asking if he now had "a sexual girlfriend," but Pete denied it – for now: "Not yet but in that direction...just kissing. Seriously. That's it."