High Pitch Will Never Go Low Pitch

Wack Packer reveals why he'll never have his voice surgically altered

Asked why he'd never had the (relatively inexpensive) surgery to correct his embarrassingly-high voice, Erik shrugged: "Because if I got the operation for my voice, I wouldn't be High Pitch Erik and I wouldn't be on the show."

Howard laughed that he was right. Erik's latest boss then came in to say he'd been a real asset to his construction business: "I actually fired someone Friday to keep him on."

Erik's cousin also called in to say he didn't know why Erik had been cut out of the will either: "Honestly, I don't...but she was a really good woman."