Lisa G reported that JD gave the Sirius receptionist a Christmas card inscribed with the message: "Thank You!!!!!!! For everything. You get the greatest gift of all: my phone number..."
Howard couldn't figure out what JD was thinking, as (in his opinion) the receptionist was "way out of JD's league." JD came in to claim "it was a joke...I knew she had a boyfriend and stuff."
Howard wondered why JD always went after super-hot chicks: "You're not gonna give up the dream, are you?" JD shrugged: "I thought it was witty."
Howard joked: "Why don't you give her a real present: Jared's phone number." Lisa G laughed: "[She] said she was ready to re-gift."