Ava, World's Biggest Whore Contestant #1

Howard kicked off the World's Biggest Whore contest by introducing porn star Ava Devine.

Ava told the crew she was down for whatever: "I'm known as The Lady of the Lake. I will do anyone, anytime, anywhere, anyhow."

Asked to elaborate, Ava listed "random strange men," little people and "people with all disorders."

Ava said she loves when men with cerebral palsy come to see her dance: "I would go and take them in the back and jerk them off."

Ava said handicapped people make good lovers: "When they laugh, they really laugh. When they cry, they really cry. When they cum, they really cum." Ava went on to describe herself as a "receptacle" and her nights out with an 84-year-old friend named Mr. Anderson: "He loves sucking dick and swallowing...we go and we suck dick together, whether at an adult book store or swing clubs--for fun."