Wheels Sexted Will

Wheels called in to complain that he'd sent the show a picture of his penis when Denise Richards was on, but Will had refused to pass it on--or even look at it "because he's a homophobe."

Will came in to say he had looked at the photo: "It was disgusting...it looked dead like your legs."

Wheels shot back: "Like your sperm count, cancer boy."

Will got the last laugh though: "It looked like a parking cone."