Pig Virus... You're Fired

Howard read an article about Kevin 'Pig Virus' Metheny having been fired from WGN and remembered his horrible reign: "Kevin took viciousness to a new level...I wanted to take him and throw him out a window."

Howard said management had wanted to drive him out, and they'd found the perfect slimy soldier: "No one could be better."

Despite that, Howard still resisted celebrating Kevin's unemployment: "I'm never happy to see anyone lose their job."