Miss Howard Stern: Alcoholic Bartender

Miss Howard Stern called in to say she was having problems at home: "My family is flipping out because I got a bartending license. I thought they'd be proud of me."

Howard thought they might be worried about the gig interfering with her recovery, but Andrea said she didn't have an alcohol problem: "No. I don't. I don't anymore."

Andrea went on to explain her rationale further: "You're not allowed to drink on the job."