Celebrity Rehab for Miss Howard Stern?

Miss Howard Stern called in to confess that she'd relapsed, crying: "I need help. I seriously have an addiction...I don't have the money for rehab. If I don't get help, I'm going to die."

Andrea said she needed $6,500 to go to Pasadena Recovery Center, the same facility they use on 'Celebrity Rehab': "I can't live like this. I can't do this. I need help. Please help me."

Howard was happy to hear Andrea was seeking help, but wondered why it had be at such high cost: "Is this a radio show or a charity?"

Andrea's explained: "I want to be better. I want to do good."

Howard laughed: "Well good news! Dr. Laura is coming to Sirius XM."

Robin agreed with Howard: "If I was at the point of death, I'd go to the closest place possible. How did we get into this?"

Howard shrugged: "I don't know. I don't know how I'm responsible...are you eating vegetables and fresh food?