K.C. called in to say he'd arranged for his tricky tranny to visit the show: "She has a few demands--or he has a few demands...if they get a trip to New York and the friend gets to go too and the friend can be in the same room and I agree not to be mean, they'll come on the show."
Howard thought that sounded reasonable, but K.C. was still hesitant: "I don't care what you think but I care about what my future broads think."
Howard laughed that K.C. couldn't wait to see him/her: "Don't act like you haven't been thinking about her non-stop."
When pressed, K.C. said he'd originally been attracted (and fooled) by the tranny's legs, leading Howard to laugh: "I have long legs. You know what? All the years he worked for us, he was probably attracted to me."
K.C. said Howard's back was better: "Howard, you got a good back. I'll tell you that. I'm not gay at all, but you got a muscular back."
Betting on K.C.'s Tranny
Howard turned to Robin and opened up the floor for betting: "What do you want to bet K.C. got a blowjob from this guy?"
Robin amended the speculation with a theory of her own: "How much do you want to bet he doesn't look like a girl at all?"