Masturbation as a Manual Sleep Aid

Howard describes his latest porn of choice.

Howard reported that Beth was still in Florida so he had to beat off again last night. He cited masturbation as his favorite sleeping aid and detailed the porn he'd watched--a Riley Steele DVD.

Howard said he was insanely turned on that she wore thigh-high socks while having sex: "That girl's body was as tight as I've ever seen...and the face too. But the body!"

Howard noted that the only annoying part of his masturbatory sleep aid routine was having to make sure he flushes the DNA evidence before he falls asleep lest he leave any tissues behind for anyone else to find.