Howard asked JD how his burgeoning relationship with Ashley Dupre was going, so JD came in to report: "We were texting last night, actually."
JD claimed they'd made tentative plans: "She said maybe later in the week."
While JD was in studio Howard thanked him for consenting--along with Ashley--to allow them to play a voicemail he left on her phone.
Howard then played JD's message in full:
"Hello Miss Ashley. This is JD uh from the Howard Stern show. Um we've had uh uh hot chocolate at Cafeteria a couple weeks ago. Oh. Someone texted me. Uh anyways I was just seeing how you're uh--I was actually--uh uh this is gonna be the worst voicemail ever. Um. This why I never leave 'em. Uh I hope your flight back home was OK. Uh I was just seeing how your trip went. And I was gonna see if you wanna go see a movie or hangout or do something uh later this week, this weekend--whenever. Um of course unless Mark Sanchez calls in, I totally understand. So anyways uh get home safe. Call me, text me or whatever. Bye."
JD Gets a Do-Over
Howard thought JD's message was so bad he might as have just said "Hello, Miss Ashley uh er you should never f' me."
Howard had JD practice a new message--and then called Ashley's voicemail. JD did better in practice than his actual message, but it was still an improvement: "Hey, this is JD. Uh I really regret giving you permission to uh give 'em the voicemail I left you on the air. They kinda busted my balls a lot about it and uh, yeah, so uh I was thinking about you and uh gimme a call. Bye."
Howard and Robin agreed his second message was better.