Howard Bought a Urinal for 'Man Town'

Howard revealed he'd installed a urinal in his apartment, deeming it "man-town," as he hated to lift toilet seats: "I like standing up and peeing."

Referencing his tendency to wipe the toilet's rim with his feet, Howard claimed his hygienic eccentricities had expanded even further--he's managed to create 'system on top of system' in the effort to not touch himself: "I'm trying to figure out a way to lift my penis with my scarf."